Hi, Mouthy.
Please re-read bboy's post and read it carefully.
You will see the point he was trying to make.
PS...It's nice to see you!
greetings from the ``here we go again'' department.
while worldlings have only the song of the robins and the bloom of the daffodils and crocuses as harbingers of spring, jehovah's people and readers of their literature can always count on two more: the annual ``don't partake!
'' article in the watchtower, and the yearly exhortation to ``make nice at the summer's assemblies'' in the km.. in the case of the latter, the tone and content of the annual scolding is unbelievably demeaning to any responsible adult... being told to dress nice (suits and ties only, please, for the men and deresses only -- not too short ladies) not to abuse complimentary breakfasts, pool privileges and generally avoid rowdiness at the hotels where they stay-- all laced with clearly fabricated -- not to mention unattributed-- quotes from ``worldly observers amazed by our fine conduct.''.
Hi, Mouthy.
Please re-read bboy's post and read it carefully.
You will see the point he was trying to make.
PS...It's nice to see you!
sorry, i couldn't resist .
keep the faith.
ray.
LOL!
That picture looks like Wayne Brady!
sorry, i couldn't resist .
keep the faith.
ray.
Hey, Rev...
We can only wish, bro!
LOL!
last night (9:30pm est), courttv did a story of a woman who left home when she was a teenager.. she got involved with drugs and prostitution.. she soon gave birth to a child.. she stopped using drugs and quit being a prostitute and took up a job as a waitress.. she now gave birth to a son.. fast forward six years.... she began studying with jehovah's witnesses.. she was applying for something (maybe welfare, i'm not sure.
i ran to use the bathroom during the commercials and when i came back out the narrator had already said what she was trying to apply for).. the narrator said that whatever she was applying for required that she disclose who the father is and explain why she is not collecting child support.. the father of her son was a married police officer who had an established family and a distinguished career.. she consulted the elders as to what she should do.
they told her that she needs to be honest and that she shouldn't lie on the application.. so, she set up a meeting with the baby's daddy (the cop).
COMF-
I think the facts speak for themselves.
Panda-
When the religious guy was talking, I kept saying to myself that he sounded like a Dub but they had that big shining cross in the background.
"i pronounce you husband and wife.. you may now shake hands.".
"you say you're a sister and.
yet you are wearing a pant suit?!?".
Apparently, Fredhall is having his back scratched right now!
"i pronounce you husband and wife.. you may now shake hands.".
"you say you're a sister and.
yet you are wearing a pant suit?!?".
Hey, Fred...
What are you doing going out with an elders' wife???
"i pronounce you husband and wife.. you may now shake hands.".
"you say you're a sister and.
yet you are wearing a pant suit?!?".
Parsnips-
None of them are from JW literature.
It's a wedding, remember??? ;o)
dungbeetle-
Isn't that a very stupid rule???
"That sister has on pants! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!"
"i pronounce you husband and wife.. you may now shake hands.".
"you say you're a sister and.
yet you are wearing a pant suit?!?".
Thanks (everyone) for enjoying this post!
Hey, plmkrzy...I don't know what the elders wives would think about Fredhall's date, but I am going to say that Fredhall appears to be much taller than his date!!! LOL!
"i pronounce you husband and wife.. you may now shake hands.".
"you say you're a sister and.
yet you are wearing a pant suit?!?".
"I pronounce you husband and wife.
You may now shake hands."
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"You say you're a sister and
yet you are wearing a Pant Suit?!?"
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"I know I'm going to be late getting
to the wedding, Henry, but I gotta make my
time this month...I'm Pioneering!"
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"Sister, please see me for
some private counsel after
the Reception!"
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"Hmm...I don't think this guest who
signed the Registry is a Witness. We can
talk to him and count our time!"
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The Bridemaids and their escorts
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Having fun at the Reception
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"Damn, baby! Not only do you have
a lot of junk in your trunk, you
also have a lot of mags in your
bag!"
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The hot and happening Band!
(They can only play Kingdom Melodies
at Reception's nowadays!) :o)
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The Elders Wive's arriving to the Cermony
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Even Fredhall got invited to
this wedding!
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last night (9:30pm est), courttv did a story of a woman who left home when she was a teenager.. she got involved with drugs and prostitution.. she soon gave birth to a child.. she stopped using drugs and quit being a prostitute and took up a job as a waitress.. she now gave birth to a son.. fast forward six years.... she began studying with jehovah's witnesses.. she was applying for something (maybe welfare, i'm not sure.
i ran to use the bathroom during the commercials and when i came back out the narrator had already said what she was trying to apply for).. the narrator said that whatever she was applying for required that she disclose who the father is and explain why she is not collecting child support.. the father of her son was a married police officer who had an established family and a distinguished career.. she consulted the elders as to what she should do.
they told her that she needs to be honest and that she shouldn't lie on the application.. so, she set up a meeting with the baby's daddy (the cop).
You think so, Panda?
It looked like he was in a church.
However, he had a tie on. Maybe you're right.